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Lets have a toast for the scumbags. Everyone of them that I know.

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
unimpressedcats:

pudgethecat:

Pudge is officially 4 years old!

h b regards

unimpressedcats:

pudgethecat:

Pudge is officially 4 years old!

h b regards