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Lets have a toast for the scumbags. Everyone of them that I know.

lulz-time:

jeszing:
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

lulz-time:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

moretoremember:

I would never cheat in a relationship

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon