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Lets have a toast for the scumbags. Everyone of them that I know.

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life